Friday, July 13, 2012

Greylock? You know. For Grimpeurs.

Last Saturday I enjoyed what has got to be the ride of the year.

The Mount Greylock Century.   An event that despite being around since the 1970's, is one of New England cycling's best kept secrets.


I say that because on almost any level you want to rate this low key open participation ride, Greylock and the surrounding Berkshires deliver the kind of experience true road cycling affiiciandos long for through long northeast winters spent riding a windtrainer watching video of Alpine Tour stages.

Three big climbs....and a sting in the tail!   Now that's what I call a real bike ride (and a great T-Shirt too!)
Big long climbs?  Check, give or take, it's got 10,000 feet of climbing.   Fast sweeping descents?  Arguably the two of the longest, most exciting, and fun descents in Massachusetts.   Quiet traffic-free roads?   You betcha, almost the entire route seems blissfully car-free.   Feed support?   Four well stocked stops that merge into the meal zone.  The T-Shirt?  A classic Tour-eque stage profile you'll wear...instead of becoming drawer-filler like most event tees.

Add in friendly laid back, smiling event staff from the Berkshire Cycling Association and the impromptu but highly appreciated post ride bratwurst and beer, and I'd say you've got more for your $40 than any other event you'll ever do on two wheels.   On the fast Eddy cheap prick value for dollar award scale, this event is off the charts.

I won't use the overused adjective epic.   No, as rides go, it's a paradox wrapped in an enigma, with a riddle attached...or something like that anyway.

I've been a fan of the 'epic ride' since long before the Rapha Continental made them fashionable.  Used to have a subscription to Cicloturismo - the Italian 'magazine for practicioners.'   Had to stop after a while,as it was driving me nuts, for I was too envious over the bounty of events our Italian friends could choose from.   Every big name climb over there in France and Italy is a sought-out magnet for multiple cyclo events.

Despite cycling's recent growth, it's always been odd to me that there aren't more 'sportif' participation events in New England that take in our regions big climbs.   The storied Gaps of Vermont and the Notches of the White Mountains remain remarkably untouched by the Gran Fondo/Cyclo phenomenon.  Sor far anyway.   Despite the terrain to support one, we don't have a Nove Colli, a La Marmotte or a Maratona Dolomiti. 

The Greylock Century might be the closest thing you can get within a few hours of New York or Boston to riding the parcours of one of the big mountain stage 'Cyclosportives' that abound in Europe, but are amazingly rare around here.  No doubt some great sportif participation cycling events are emerging, but no organized event I know of in this region has nearly the vertical of the Greylock Century.

So here's the Riddle:  Why does this 'classic' participation event that's been around since the 1970's only attract about a hundred riders (n.b. my guesstimate - I know that only 79 pre-registered).   Perhaps it's the nomenclature. "Century" after all does have its tourista connotations.   Maybe it's the start-when-you-want format?   I wonder if it were named the Greylock Gran Fondo, would it draw more interest?

Or maybe it's just too hard: This ain't your average charity ride - a parcours like this is definitely sportif to the max.   It's a tweener, not a race... not an easy recreational century ride.  

Last year  I suffered through the day, getting dropped on all the climbs by my three Flandria Cafe mates.  So after a text inquiry from Maarten only a few days before, I decided at the last minute to try it again.  This time with better form but still a healthy dose of trepidation.

From the start, the guys started drilling it, motoring a fast tempo approaching TTT style, single file with strong pulls to the base of Greylock.    I kept my pulls short.   Waaaay too early boys.

Tom at the summit.  
On the 8 mile (14k) Greylock ascent, I stuck it in the 40x25 and spun up the first wall to the Welcome Center , the litmus test for how your day will go.   Relief.  I was feeling good, holding my own, even setting pace - not a familiar place for me!   Side by side with Assos-clad Christian, we motored up  at a good clip.   We slowed to regroup in the middle flat part, then engaged the 23 and drilled the final ramps to the top.   Contrary to popular belief, on some days, climbing can be fun.

At the summit of the highest paved climb in Massachusetts, the predicted heat wave hadn't materialized.  The sun was out, the air was cool, and there was a chilling breeze.   Waiting to regroup for the obligatory team photo, I was wishing I'd brought a vest for the descent.   Maarten and I went looking for some old school newspaper for the chest inside the Bascom summit lodge.

Click-clacking across the wooden floor at this old New England summit house brought icy stares from the staff.   Jeez...Where the heck are those useless flyers or promotional junk papers when you need them anyway?    Quickly going back ouside empty handed, I ended up moving my sheet protector enclosed route map from my rear pocket to under my chest.   Good enough.
Be warned! 

Cleat-wearing and well chided,
Maarten exits without newspaper. 
 
Outside, a sign explained the reason for the icy reception.  Note:  If you ride up Greylock, take your cleats off before going into the lodge.  I think Maarten got an earful.

The decent down to North Adams is a serpentine hairpin special.  The road was recently repaved, and it's about as much fun as it gets on two wheels.    I don't know of another one like it in New England. 

On this extended drop, Kurt was the Kaiser of the kamikaze dive, leading us screaming through the hairpins just this side of prudence.    At the bottom, he'd turn smiling to see five other guys all with the same wide eyed grin you see on ten-year-olds getting off a roller coaster at an amusement park.  

Climb two is out of North Adams, up  Rt 2 to the Whitcomb summit, the scenic Mohawk trail   This one is a long, steady drag between 6-8%.   Praying for winged support from my guardian Angel of the Mountains, I channeled my best Charly Gaul imitation, spinning a 40x23 as evenly as possible.  Agile, baby agile.  90, 100 rpm.   Christian says, "You're not 'Fast Eddy' you're 'Steady Eddy' ".   He's right on one count, I'm not very fast anymore.  But I'll trade that anyday for the buzz of being able to climb half decent!  We all reached the summit pretty much together.

Then comes the long, straight and superfast descent down the Mohawk trail.   You rarely need to touch the brakes.  Down and down and down, zooming alongside the Deerfield river that's a mecca for kayaking and rafting.   As the road flattened out, my mates started to drill it again.  "Do you know how much more climbing we've got?"  I chided...

They would soon enough, for after the right turn onto infamous East Hawley road there's 6k of super steep climbing, the toughest climb of the ride.   The wall bites hard and soon.  Maarten found his climbing legs, as he and Christian set a hard tempo on the early part, I hung in, that 25 getting plenty of use.   The final 10% ramp up toward a right hand switchback was where the throw down came.   I slowly spun away from  Christian, and thought I was going to reach the top first... but then started to lose momentum after the turn like a spring toy running down.

Our of nowhere, Tom flies by me, on a bigger gear, his long legs leveraging his Cervelo to up the tempo.  Like the scurvy scrappy dog I am, I clung on, and twiddled a little faster.  Three times he drilled it on false flats to what seemed  like the top, only to reach the horizon or round a curve to see another 300 meters of 'slightly up.'    After about the third repeat of this we were saying to each other, 'OK, this has to be the top,' signifying a draw.

I'd forgotten how hard the drag to the top was.   Coma-like pain from grovelling up last year must have blocked my memory.

OK boys, let's go, only 35 more miles of  climbing!!
The feed stop at the top of East Hawley is a misnomer.  It's really a lunch stop verging toward gastronomie-au-plein-air.  Couscous, pasta salad, pasta, fruit, fluids, coke.  We took a break, filled some plates, stuffed ourselves, and had a nice chat meeting some nice folks who shared their experiences of the Maratona Dolomiti.    


With the three big climbs tackled, one might think the last third of this ride is a relative cruise.  I thought the last 35 miles is actually the hardest part, and I know the guys agreed.  There's still a no stop sequence of steep (if somewhat shorter) climbs in Cumington, Worthington and the aptly-andean-named town of 'Peru'.     Helps one understand why the experts always say those medium mountain stages in the Tour are so tough.   It's not the length of the climbs but the steepness and frequency that combine to just wear you down after awhile.   The finale of the Greylock century is kinda like that I think...

Toward the end, we were all just counting them down.   Every new wall elicited audible groans, and silent lactic acid screams from legs wringing out their last glycogen molecules.

At the Notchview Reservation at the end, a brilliant sun that had been playing hide and seek was now out.   We were invited by the organizers to enjoy the biggest, fattest bratwurst mit kraut I'd ever seen in my life, and an ice cold Stella.    In a simple setting that's classic Berkshires.  High up, overlooking wooded hills.  Silent and serene.  A million miles from the scrum of a post-Gran Fondo pasta party, or the beer fest that is the B2B.

One of the guys sipped his beer, looked out over the Berkshires, and breaking the silence, placed the day into perspective.


"That was WAY harder than the B-2-B."  

Monday, July 9, 2012

Allez Tin Tin!

OK, I've seen enough now.   My money's on Froome jongens.


You know, the guy his SKY team nicknames 'Tin Tin.'       

"Good old Tin Tin... he got his stage win, just fantastic... brilliant!... and  (wait for it... wait for it...) now he's ready to be the good teammate, to win (ahem) 'us' the maillot jaune"  

Whoa whoa WHOOAHHH...just hold on there one London minute mod man!

Granted, this is a Union-cracker-Jack of a year, carefully scripted to play out like the Queen's jubilee.   But Le Tour has a funny way of messing with preordained scripts.  Especially when two teammates are 1-2, each with a chance of winning the Tour.   Coppi w/Bartali (49).  Greg and the Badger (86).   Big Jan and Bjarne (97).   All duels when the younger guy, the one who wasn't supposed to win, won it anyway.

And then there's the nickname itself.   1967 Tour de France winner Roger Pingeon was nicknamed Pin Pin.  (Ironically, Pin Pin won the Tour that sad year when a great British Icarus flew so tragically close to the sun...) Pin Pin...Pou Pou...

So why not Tin Tin?

Quite a fitting moniker for a Tour de France winner if you asked me, Tin Tin.   Plus Francais que 'Wiggo'.   Creator Herge was Belgian too, a big plus for Flandria cafesupporters.  And after that awkward non-francophone Wiggo interview at the Tour presentation in Liege, I've gotta believe Daniel Mangeas would prefer to interview someone he could call 'TinTin.'

So, submitted for your consideration.. and lowbrow rest day amusement...here's my anti-plot, alternative scenario for the remainder of the 2012 Tour.

Let's call it Le Tour du Tin Tin.   A three part comic book adventure series.

L'Echappee du Tin Tin
Issue 1:  "L'Echappee du Tin Tin"  We're in the Pyrenees.   Longtime passionately devoted Tin Tin fan 'Cadel-the-brave', making like Snowy the terrier, bolts free from the shadowy sideburned clutches of the 'Incredibly mod Mr.Wiggo'.

Seeing Cadel scamper away, 'Tin Tin' Froome cleverly tags along, in the interest of 'defending' his teammate's jersey...   The two sidekicks, freed from all evil clutches, race away to freedom in the moutains.

Several hours later, at the finish, Tin Tin takes the Maillot Jaune.  'Snowy' Evans is now 2nd.    Ginger haired kids and little dog lovers around the world rejoice.

The Incredibly mod Mr. Wiggo unleashes some four letter words to the press, goes into the black sky death star, dons an ice jacket and inflatable leggings, and plots with Darth Brailsford on how to get his golden sweater back.

Tin Tin wins the Tour!
Issue 2:  L'Intrigue:  Turmoil ensues on the SKY death star.   Incremental gains didn't account for dueling teammates, let alone a cross-team alliance loosely based on mutual TinTin affinity.

Darth Brailsford is now in the same situation as Bernard Tapie was with Greg and the Badger, and the same as Binda with Fausto and Gino.

But ever the pragmatist, and realising there's still likely a Union Jack on the Champs Elysee at the end of the day, he grants Tin Tin some rope, banking on Mr. Wiggo's magic in the final TT.  While TinTin patiently signs autographs for poor children, a special magic Pinarello Time Trial bike is secretly prepared for Mr. Wiggo.

Issue3:  Hooray for Tin Tin!  Despite the odds, Tin Tin wins the Tour in the final TT, smiling and waving the whole way.

Union Jacks flutter all over the streets of Paris.  Little dogs bark.  Little kids cheer.  Mothers all over Western Europe are relieved as boy's regular TinTin haircuts replace bad Mario Balotelli mohawks.  

Darth Brailsford counts the cash on the big black SKY death star, and turns his attention to the London Olympics and continued global domination.

Tin Tin goes on holiday to Kenya where he's proclaimed a hero.  His new mate 'Snowy' Evans tags along too.  There's a criterium, that Snowy wins by a bike throw.   After the race, Tin Tin and Snowy drink excellent red wine, supplied by Andy Rihs, who signs Tin Tin to a multi-year million dollar contract.  

In Hollywood, suddenly no longer worried about the future of his controversial TinTin brand investment, a relieved Stephen Spielberg decides to proceed with production of "TinTin 2 - The Great Escape".   

Back in the UK, the tragically hip mod Mr. Wiggo replays the final scene in Quadrophenia by launching his Pinarello... along with a really wicked mod Scooter..off the Dover cliffs, and into the English Channel.



Oh no crap... wait a minute...that last scene belongs in a different movie.   Sorry jongens, seems I got my top pro alternative personas mixed up there...

Monday, July 2, 2012

Who's the greatest 'son of a pro?' Take the survey...

Our Swansea Velo Club had our annual Tour de France ride Saturday morning, at BikeWorks.    This annual social / fun ride gives the club a chance to kickoff the Tour and July with a show of replica jerseys, and enjoy a nice 40 miles without the usual suffer-fest intensity...(well, at least until the final k).  Then it was off home to watch the prologue.

Bobby ready to lead ' us out 
on a brand spankin' new Colnago.  
(A perk of bike store ownership!)
This year Bob and Matt did a masterful job of keeping our peloton all together, choosing a bucolic route with little traffic or major difficulties.   It gave everybody the chance to have a chat, enjoy the scenery and the company.   Good time was had by all, proving that a ride doesn't need to be 'on the rivet' to be 'good'.   Critical mass, without the attitude.

During the ride we had a rolling debate posed by a Marc B. question:  "So who's the greatest pro, who's been the son of a a pro?'  

All kinds of names were thrown out:  Somebody said Axel Merckx.  Another Christian VandeVelde.  Taylor Phinney.  True to my tribe, I offered up Nicolas Roche, but got shouted down.  The peloton equivalent of being 'laughed off the court'.

Greatest 'Son' ever?  I say Sercu.
What's your opinion? 
So on the defensive, I responded in true retro-grouch authoritative mode: "The greatest son of a pro rider ever was Patrick Sercu."

Not sure they knew who I was talking about.   Patrick Sercu. Current director of Gent Six.  Father Berten was a pro.  He was a teen prodigy, Olympic gold on track in Tokyo '64.  One of the winningest six-day riders of all time.  Green jersey in Tour de France and stage wins to boot.  Teammate and friend of Eddy Merckx.  (Photo at right was from his long solo through Brussels in the '77 Tour.  Who said sprinters don't do solo exploits?)

Anyway, this all got Marc and I thinking we might to open up this debate to a wider audience.  Maybe you couldn't join in on our ride, but you can weigh in on the debate...

So take a few minutes from lamenting your online Tour de France fantasy league picks wielersupporters, and answer this simple one:  What pro that was the son of a pro cyclist do you think is the greatest (definition open to interpretation) of all time?

Take the survey here.   (Note:  Those 'sons of sons' that came to mind I've listed, but I've no doubt overlooked some so feel free to write in your pick.