Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Photo of the day: the Eagle and the Angel.

The two greatest climbers of all time were teammates for a while.

FAEMA makes espresso machines, and sponsored many champions between 1956 - 1970.   Notable alumni include king of the classics Rik Van Looy, Giro winner and World Champion Vittorio Adorni, and the great Eddy Merckx who rode for Faema for his first dominant Tour and Giro victories of 1968 -1970.   Anorak fact of the day:  The acronym FAEMA was said by Belgian fans to stand for: Faites Attention, Eddy Merckx Arrive!  (Look out, Eddy Merckx is coming!)

But back in 1956, the team directed by former 30's Giro star Learco Guerra, was built around two young climbing phenoms, who would each go on to become Kings of Mountains and Tour de France champions. 

Federico Martin Bahamontes (right), the Eagle of Toledo, was the first Spanish winner of the Tour de France in 1959.  Baha would surge again and again, out of the saddle, breaking the opposition in classic Spanish mountain goat manner.  In this photo he's lost in his own universe, a two-wheeled matador in the midst of a faena with a 12% salita serving as a metaphorical Miura bull.   A Faema faena one might say.   Looking at him, one sees more than a slight stylistic resemblance to Alberto Contador: Upright, and standing on the pedals.  History repeating itself, in the form of an emaciated Spaniard dancing away up the steepest climbs.    

Charly Gaul (left) was different.  Luxembourg's Angel of the Mountains would typically spin two teeth lower than his rivals, spinning a 44x24 at a "steady tempo that would cook your heart - tic toc, tic toc" as Raphael Geminiani once put it.  Souplesse a-la-Lance.  Charly's tactic was to not go with the surge, rather just maintain a steady tempo and pull 'em back, in his own good time.

Gaul reportedly only rarely got out of the saddle...so one can read in his eyes what's going through his head:   Should I stay with this crazy Baha?  Or not?  That familiar moment of indecision we've all experienced when someone lifts the tempo beyond our comfort zone.

Gaul was the Marco Pantani of the 50', similarly fond of climbing out of the saddle with hands on the drops.   Late in his life, Charly's developed a fondness for Pantani as his successor, a relationship that helped pull him out of a reclusive life, and back into public.  In his early pro years, Pantani has gone to seek counsel from his idol Gaul, who in turn treated Marco as a surrogate son.  His heir.   Gaul would later travel to Italy to celebrate his prodigy's successes.  It's said that Pantani's tragic early death affected Charly terribly.  Gaul had fought demons as well in his own life - so the whole thing was probably a little too painfully close to home.

This year two Luxembourgers - Andy and Frank Schleck - are in with a real shot to bring the Maillot Jaune back to the Grand Duchy for the first time since 1958, so the iconic photo above symbolizes what we'll likely see replayed over and over in the Alps and Pyrennes for the next few weeks:  An out of the saddle Spaniard surging, leaving a Luxembourg cool-customer with a decision:   Should I stay or should I go?

Spain vs. Luxembourg.  It will define this year's Tour de France.   I admire Contador, and love Spain.  But maybe it's living in the little state of Rhode Island, maybe a natural affinity for the underdog, but for this Tour boys, I'm leaning Luxembourg.

Allez Les Schleck. Daat ass Letzebuerg. (Cue Cool Feet's Luxemburgänsia!)

Monday, June 28, 2010

National champs sunday on streaming TV...woo hoo!

Yesterday morning my collarbone gave me the only excuse as I'll ever want to sit in on a beautiful June Sunday morning.  Some consolation was found watching various professional national championships on www.cyclingfans.com
  
First up was the French championship, held at Chantonnay in the Vendee region.  Good race overall, with a really team-tactic filled finale, and lots of guys who looked like they were in with a shout.   Thomas Voeckler of BBox pulled off a massive attack from a  leading dozen with about 2 laps to go  - a move which was quickly followed by last year's FDJ Tour revelation, Christophe Le Mevel.     Three Cofidis guys (Boufaz, El Fares, Remy Pauriol) were chasing like mad in the lead group, with textbook blocking by Voecklers' two BBox teammates Fedrigo and Gauthier and some FDJ riders.   Result was lead duo keeping a gap of about 40 seconds.  They worked together perfectly.

Missing the split was last year's U23 world champion and future phenom Euskatel's French Basque Romain Sicard.  He tried hard to bridge to the lead group but didn't have the juice to go it alone.  No matter, this kid's got class.. he'll win this one - and a lot more - before long.  Count on it.    

In the sprint, Voeckler the better sprinter dispached LeMevel a mere 10 sec. over the remnants of the break.    

LeMevel looks like he's coming into form for the Tour again, looking ultra strong and smooth in contrast to the more puncher-barodeur style of Voeckler.   Voecker's BBox Bouyges Telecom team's home base is in the Vendee region - so the event was no doubt a special homecoming win for Jean Rene Bernadeau's squad which looks good for the Tour again this year.

Bet we'll see more aggression from French riders this year in the Tour than we've been used to.   I hope so, for a Tour without French riders in the running is like the Daytona 500 without any good 'ol Southern boys as drivers.  Or an Olympic Downhill with no Swiss or Austrians.  It's just not right.

And while I'm at it, I want that maudite McDonalds off the Champs Elysee too, for good.  Vive La France sportive.  

France must have got their race in during the morning, because I switched over the Belgian championships in the University town of Leuven, and the Belgies still had over 100k to go.   Contrasting circuit... it looked like a kermesse with a few good sized urban paved hills faintly resembling Ten Bosse in Brakel.  A four man break was motoring along with just over a minute, being pulled by Flandria Cafe's favorite Rambo, An Post Sean Kelly's veteran, Nico Eekhout.

Sadly but inevitably, Rambo and co. were caught with over 50k to go, leading to a series of fireworks, most of which were sparked by the ultra-aggressive Phillipe Gilbert who pulled a big group clear with plenty of Lotto white and green in close support.   Gilbert was as agressive as ever,  bearing an uncanny resemblance to the original Phil- the Aussie Phil Anderson.   Similar big guy, out of the saddle muscling the bike, sunglasses over a grimacing face and gritted white teeth bared.  And similarly, sometimes just a little too over-aggressive for his own good.

Quick Step looked quiet... without the knee-injured Tom Boonen, this usually dominant Belgian superteam was looking anything but...

Until about 10k to go that is.  Right on cue, the crafty Stijn Devolder, called time on his two-month exile in Director Patrick Lefevre's 'what-have-you-done-for-me-lately-doghouse' by choosing the perfect moment - just after another teeth-bared big Phil surge -  for a single but decidedly more decisive attack.  He simply rolled off the front, away and gone.  Goodnight Leuven.  Just like in his Ronde solos, Volderke looked smooth, grinding a big gear around with body not so much as moving, but just steadily putting time into the rest on the flats.   No one else in the photo, meneer.

A powerful performance, showing he's carried great form from his strong Tour de Suisse.   Should Volderke take Boonen's place in the Tour?  I think he should, and hope he goes for it.  It seemed he was psychologically crippled by his last failure in the Grand Boucle, and as a Volderke fan I hope he doesn't go out like that.  Stijn's got the pedigree, and the motor to do a great Tour de France.    This year's first week is perfect for him, and he's got the form.   We'll know by wednesday when Quick Step announces its final selection.

Belgium driekleur jersey awarded, there was still one still live on TV... the Norwegian championship?  What the hey, why not.   They can race up there till 11pm this time of year.   Anything better than watching England's pathetic second half effort against Germany.  

So I turned in to Melhus-Trondheimsområde just in time to see the final lap.  The false-god, the oft proclaimed next-Merckx, Sky-team-boy idol Edvald Boassen Hagen-Daze was just getting dropped by Norse god of thunder Thor Hushovd like hot sauna coals.   While Edvald struggled, Thor just plain flew... catching two Norwegian Joker-Bianchi team riders and dropping both on a really steep climb.   Thor is an Animal - he looked just brutally strong.

One of the Joker Bianchi guys, Chister Rake, fought his way back to Hushovd's rear wheel, but the final sprint was no problem for the defending Green Jersey of the Tour.   A way impressive solo win for Hushovd, and a final week throw-down to green jersey rival Mark Cavendish, as this year's parcours 'ain't no field sprinters Tour', and it's clear that Thor is ready to rumble on all kinds of terrain.   Even without Boonen and Haussler, the Green jersey is squaring up to be a tasty big battle.  

Best 'you-had-to-be-there' part of the Norway Championship TV coverage was the unintelligible Norwegian language commentator shouting non-stop over really, really loud and constant europop house music in the background.   Seeing Thor slice down a typically Norwegian storybook village descent to the dance track version of a Gipsy Kings compilation, all overridden by some viking guy excitedly gutteral yelling at the top of his voice provided a audio-visual disconnect that was just the motivatation I needed to get off my lazy duff, go outside, and ride the wind-trainer for 90 minutes in the sun - if for no other reason than to let nature help rewire a culturally-scrambled cerebral cortex.

Don't worry, if Abba had come on, I woulda hit mute.  I swear.  Otherwise, I would have needed an extra 30 minutes on the rollers to ride the song out of my brain.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Cafe Connoisseurs Guide to Finish Line Wipe Outs

My Glass?  Definitely half full.  No question.


Despite my own pathetic solo wipe out Monday morning (an event quite excellently simulation-rendered for both posterity and payback by my highly creative, wise-ass friends at left) I'm sitting here with my arm in a sling thinking that my little chute Monday could have been way, way worse.  And that I've got nothing to whine about.

Hard not to think about some really big crashes, comparing them.

You know, like vintages.

Take Boy-Racer Cavendish's finish line tumble in the Tour de Suisse last week.  This one looked like a 50-50 ball in the red zone.. Yeah, it was a bit more Cavendish fault, but both Haussler and Cav had heads down, and seemed bent on proving out that physics law of how masses attract.   Tommeke Boonen should get a special self-control prize for not thumping Cavendish there in front of the entire Swiss nation.  Can't wait to see act 2 at the Tour.  Got a feeling this one's not over yet.  

But here's the real question:  How does this recently released, brash, young and somewhat harsh 2010 Cavendish (Isle of Man) compare to other memorable sprints tumultueuse?   As a true aficionado, I offer fellow cafe-supporters a tasting flight of six memorable finish line wipe outs to savor and compare.     

1. 1975 Esclassan (LeMans)   A longtime personal favorite, this classic elbow-to-elbow Tour stage finish duel on the finish straight of the famed Circuit de la Sarthe ended with Peugeot sprinter Jacques Esclassan tangling with, and getting the better of maillot vert Rik van Linden who went on to provide the textbook demonstration of how a sprinter should fall  (an arms forward belly flop, but clavicles intact.  Like sliding into home plate).  The rest of the bunch miraculously missed Van Linden.  No one got hurt!

Note to self: Next time, let go of the bars and slide.  

2. 1977 Maertens (Mugello):  Seems that Flandrien doughboy Rik Van Linden had bad karma when it came to motor racing circuit finishes.

Two years after that LeMans slide, he unceremoniously ended Freddy Maertens 'unbeatable' streak with a similar final 100m collision on the Mugello circuit, resulting in a broken wrist for fast Freddy.

Maertens had already bagged a remarkable 7 stage wins before that Giro d'Italia stage 8B.  This just after winning about 13 stages and the overall at the Vuelta d'Espana.

But losing their unbeatable leader was no-problemo for Flandria's red armada.  Freddy's neighbor, training partner and faithful lieutenant Michel Pollentier simply stepped up and took the race by the reins, trouncing Moser and the best Italian pros to take the Maglia Rosa back to the West-Flandrian dunes of Nieuwport.

3. 1992 TDF Red (Armentieres)  A true full bodied red, this grand-cru was an improvisational accident - the result of a Gendarme attempting a personal photo as the raging peloton charged into town.   See it here.

Laurent Jalabert -considered a bunch sprinter at the time - came off the worst with lost teeth and broken cheekbones.  Wilfred Nelissen plowed into the boy in blue first, and was KO'd by the impact.   An ugly crash.

Guess 'ol Jean-Pierre hadn't read the fine print on his camera.  "Caution:  Objects viewed through a Kodak instamatic are closer than they appear"

That big old Gendarme made quite the target.  I've heard it on good authority that to this day, whenever he goes down to his village bar-tabac, the locals greet him with "Salut, Sargeant Kodak!

4. 1991 Abdou-Elysee Grand Cru (Paris):  The champagne of finish line wipe outs, this one here was a  truly grand prix of self-destruction, played out on sprinting's biggest stage.  

Effervescent and best savored solo, Djamolidine Abdoujaparov's entry that year added gravitas to the widely held belief that since the fall of communism, even an unheralded Uzbekistan newcomer can deliver a memorable and great vintage.

Abdou was a  paradox:  A man who raised pigeons, but a complete madman in a sprint.  Head down, elbows out.  Crazy.  They didn't call him the Tashkent terror for nothing.  The best sprinters in the world basically gave him a wide berth.

A smart strategy on that day of the final Tour Stage.  Leading out on the Champs Elysees, head down and flying, Abdou exploded through a plastic CocaCola barrel, hit the metal crowd barrier foot and somersaulted for about 100 feet.   He was woosily assisted across the line to collect his green jersey.  Let the pigeons loose! 

5. 1994 Baffi (Espana):  The only thing better than seeing one egostical Italian sprinter get in a finish line punch up, is seeing two of them on the same team colliding in the final 200 meters.

In the '94 Vuelta, Mercatone Uno's Adriano Baffi gave teammate Mario Cipollini a hook that should have been made the visual reference in Webster's Cycling Terms Dictionary.

The best part about this one was Baffi's feigned ignorance of his transgression after.  Watch it here and decide yourself.  Et tu Brute!


6.  1958 Darrigade (Parc des Princes):  This last one unfortunately ended tragically.  Final stage of the Tour de France, back when it used to finish on the pink cement of the long-gone Parc des Princes velodrome.   France's sprinter extraordinare, Andre Darrigade was head down and racing along the pole line to a sure stage win when he collided with the track steward who'd unfortunately stepped onto the track verge.. a fatal decision unfortunately, as the poor official was killed by the head-to-head impact.    The Tour's overall winner Charly Gaul postponed doing his ceremonial lap of honor until a dazed and shocked Darrigade returned from being patched up to join him.

All are a sobering reminder to us to keep your head up and your wits about you at all times on the bike.  And a helmet on your head. As Steve McQueen's character said in his great 1971 motor racing film LeMans,.  "This isn't just a thousand to one shot. This is a professional bloodsport. And it can happen to you. And then it can happen to you again."  

And yes, it can even happen to wannabe amateurs like us.   Be careful and safe out there.  

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Collarbone Club

Well, it had to happen sooner or later I guess.

I had 35 years of riding in a relative state of grace.  I could brag about decades of rides and racing on both sides of the Atlantic, and almost no huge crashes.  I knew my bike handling skills were in the top 1%.

No fear ragazzi...won't happen to me.   Eddy the magician.  Riding over piles of guys and bikes.  Rain, mud, cobbles.  Anything.  Look who's still upright.   Flying down mountains.  Crashes?  Count 'em on one hand.

Today was my day to pay the piper.
Somewhat poetically, it was at the end of the perfect ride.  A 5:30am start.  Coming off a maldetto weekend road race at Purgatory chasm when I'd made the early selection only to suddenly get dumped on a climb myself.  Like a pussy, I didn't fight to the death.  Shame.  Pissed at myself, and sick of getting dropped.

So this morning I did one of those tempo training rides you dream about.  50x16, 15 and 14.   Flying along, like a carpet unrolling.  Pulse?  Never over 148.  Snel en Sterk.  Strong and Fast.  Maybe almost 50, but riding like I was still 20.  Immortal.

Wailing along in the drops at the end of the effort, I entered the final mile warm down zone.  I lifted a sweaty, gloveless right hand up to shift down.  Like a million times before.

Only this time, that over-weighted hand slipped off a slippery brake lever, and into the void....

Cue the Stooges music.  Falling forward onto the bars.  Time to think, "This is gonna be bad."   Drunken swerve into the verge.  A 9.5 digger over the bars.  Full impact on left shoulder.  I felt my Giro Atmos hit with a thwack.  Right shoulder pops out of joint.  Sliding along the black wet shale.   Right shoulder pops back in.

Then silence.  The out-of-body experience.  A flashed image of Walter Planckaert lying on his back on the verge in "A Sunday in Hell".  Similarly slow to move, to get up.   The eternally reflexive inner voice that says.  "Get up!  Get back on the bike!  Chase back on!"... an instinct instilled by decades of heroes and examples and legends.

"Do you want me to call 911?"  A good samaritan commuter smiles, all buttoned-down mid-western friendliness, snapping me back to 'You're-in-new-england-moron-and-50-year-olds-should-be-more-responsible-with-early-morning-exercise' reality.


"Nah, I'm OK, and I'm only a mile from home."  I laugh it off so he takes his hand off a blackberry thumb hovering over the '9', feeling like a total idiot and not sure of my words.  For some reason, I tend to laugh when really, really bad, or terribly serious things happen.  Laughing in the face of scary moments, or seriously-bad events you can't control.  Maybe it's an Irish thing, dunno.  How serious should one take life really?  

There's no flippin' way I wasn't finishing this ride.  A slow wounded roll home.   Left shoulder sore as hell.   Bleeding knees.  Mental-video replaying a thousand TV clips of riders finishing after way worse crashes.   Hell, all I had to do was limp home to a dog and a worried wife.   No problem.   Un petit victoire pour un petit coureur. 

The X Ray confirmed a hairline fracture of the left clavicle... my first collarbone break.  I can't lift my arm over my head, it's in a sling right now.  I'm on Ice and Motrin.   And because I feel like it, a little Chianti.  Would Nencini or Bartali?  Probably.  Only their wine would probably be better.

So now I've joined the big club:  Cyclist's who've broken collarbones.  Notable members include Rolf Sorensen crashing out of the Tour in Yellow.  And Pascal Simon suffering to stay in Jaune in 1983.   Magni pulling on an inner tube with his teeth. Lance's break last year was much worse, and he was back pretty fast.  Tyler rode to 4th in the tour with his.  Nobody's paying me to ride, but 8 hours later I'm just as eager to get back on the bike.

How fast can I get back?  I'm hungry not to lose this hard won fitness, and emerging form.   Tomorrow I see the ortho doc who my pal Dr. Brad went to for his collarbone break last spring.  I'm confident I'm in good hands, and ready to fight the pain.  Brad - you're a godsend...I owe you buddy.

Hope that in your ride today, you kept it on the black stuff between the trees.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

You know you're getting old when...

...wait for it....Eddy Merckx is 65.

Wonder if he gets the Belgian version of an AARP card now?  Nah, somehow I just can't picture Eddy asking for an early bird special at In de Rare Vos in Schepdaal though... doesn't work, does it.

Happy Birthday from Flandria Cafe to the real Fast Eddy.    Hope you enjoy many, many more.

Dauphine...Doh!

Ouch!  Contador got spanked a bit in the long Dauphine TT yesterday.  David Millar, Brajkovic, Bo'sn Hagendaze, TJVG the the TGV, and Menchov all took sizable time chucks out of a guy who looked unbeatable on all fronts during sundays Prologue.

But the prologue had a climb... yesterday's course looked like a day for big rouleurs who could turn giant gears.   Contador looked his usual fluid smooth buzzsaw, legs firing over.   Just like Annecy in the Tour last year... only slower.

But I wouldn't call a Castillian funeral parlor quite yet though.   By the weekend, none of this will matter one iota.  The Glandon-Alpe d'Huez combo on Saturday followed by 5 times up Sallanches' Cote de Domancy on Sunday will ensure a Grimpeur wins this Dauphine - likely one fired up Alberto C.  1:41 counts for nothing on Alpe d'Huez.

So it's Haute Savoie mountains from today on cafe-supporters.  Should get really interesting.

For David Millar perched in the catbird's seat in second, the next few days will be a career-defining moment of truth... does he have it to defend and deliver on a big climb when it counts?    I don't think he'll ever again have a better chance to take a major stage race.  

For Mellow-Johnny Brajkovic the next few days could provide a revelation... I stood by the side of the road on the finale San Fermo di Battaglia climb and saw this talk guy lead the pursuit behind Cunego in the Giro di Lombardia back in 2008.  That's a pretty steep ramp.  I believe Janus has got the pedigree to climb with the best.   He's also got Johan Bruyneel behind him in the car.  Pressure kid, let's see how you handle it.

For Teejay Van Gaarderen is the revelation of this Dauphine.   Never heard of him?  He's a product of Noel DeJockeere's USA-cycling amateur program in Izegem, Belgium, a school that produced top finishes in two Tours de L'Avenir.  Snagged by Rabobank for their development squad (must have been the Dutch last name), TJVG the TGV is now Columbia's big espoir for the future.
He's unlikely to hold Contador Saturday, but it will be interesting to see what this kid can do on the Alpe.  He's been groomed for this moment.

The danger man could be Menchov.  He looks back on his Giro winning form of last year, and can climb.  You don't win the Vuelta if you can't climb.

The Dauphine is one of my favorite races of the year.  It's all about venue, and timing.

The venue is spectacular... the so green Dauphine region of the French alps is one of the most picturesque places you can visit.  In June, you get the crisp warm weather, blue skies and long days - but not the oppressive humidity and heat of July.  The summer tourists aren't out yet, and the race is not as mega-hyper as the Tour.  Yet it features many Tour favorites on top form and gunning for results.  

You want to see a real pro stage race up close?   Take my advice and skip the July Tour madness... go to the Dauphine.  You'll get closer to the action, and won't wait 2 hours in traffic to get back to your hotel, or for a table in a restaurant.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

BP's Ventoux

Yikes...BP is totally under siege.

Who'da thunk it.  This is the same mega corporation that spent huge to take on a 'clean and green' positioning a few years ago, losing that old imperial looking BP 'shield' in the process.  You know, a more 'friendly' mega corporation, symbolized by a green and gold flower.

Ah, rebranding...guess it really does takes more than a logo overhaul.  Somebody should have rebranded Tony Hayward while they were at it.

Pity to watch, because I was always a bit partial to BP.  They were an early extrasportive sponsor of pro-cycling in the sixties and seventies, funding the Peugeot, Mercier and LeJeune teams.  BP's petro-cash supported many pro riders during those years including stars like Merckx, Poulidor, Pingeon, Simpson, Bracke, Thevenet, Hoban, Guimard, and VanImpe.   In fact, it's tough to name a pro riding in France who didn't get some coin from BP at some point.    Their entry into the sport was soon followed by competitors Esso, and Shell in the seventies.   We don't see any big oil dough flowing into the sport anymore though.  



Nostaligia:  I remember scoring a '75 Peugeot poster (right) of Bernard Thevenet in the Maillot Jaune, soloing to a Tour win on the Izoard. That poster was a coveted possession that took pride of place on my teenage bedroom wall.  I picked it up at a long defunct specialty store in Ipswich Mass. called 'All Year Round'.   The shop was like an early, mom-and-pop independent version of REI or EMS.  Cross Country skis, canoes, and of course, racing bikes.  Ex hippies selling left of center sport lifestyles.

They had a glass vitrine in the back bike room that held an even better souvenir.  But this was one I couldn't acquire:  A long sleeved royal blue BP Peugeot team wool training top, reportedly given to the shop owner or manager by Eddy Merckx himself.   I used to stop there on training rides, and that BP Peugeot jersey, surrounded by color photos taken at the '74 worlds in Montreal was fuel enough to inspire another 30 hard miles up and down  the US Route 1 hills.

I had to make do with a BP Peugeot team cap.  I wore that cap until it was so faded, you couldn't see the logo anymore.
BP figured out optimal logo placement long before the flexibility afforded by today's sublimated jerseys.  They simply sewed their badge onto team jersey sleeves. Simple and prominent.

BP sponsored riders also cleverly put 'em on their national team selection jerseys in the '67 and '68 Tours de France, supplying cycling history with two iconic photos of martyrdom that seem eerily ironic this week:  Tommy Simpson's final meters on the Ventoux, and heavy favorite Raymond Poulidor's chute after a motorbike took him out on the road to Albi in '68.

Both photos are unfortunately symbolic of what BP management, and the poor people of the Gulf coast are going through.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Jock, and the zen of pedalling up a climb

Just coming off a great weekend of training rides here, despite a little more humidity than was really comfortable.  A nice break from racing and mid-week interval intensity, this weekend was a stellar opportunity to get some endurance miles in.  I did two hilly 3+ hour rides Friday and Saturday, each with a different pair of riding partners - all four guys good friends, and excellent experienced riders.

Both rides followed a similar pattern, a scenario you all probably know oh-too well.  You hit a good sized climb, one of the guys with you sets a very brisk tempo - a pace not quite hard enough to be called a climbing repeat, but hard enough to hurt the legs, quicken the respiration...and ensure the third guy gets popped off the back.  Boom.  So you tool along slowly to wait and regroup.  And on the next hill, repeat.  Again and again.  Have to admit I was feeling great, and just as guilty of forcing it a bit myself a few times when I should have known better.

The pattern of these rides got me reflecting.  It's funny, I've many recollections of similar training rides with real professionals, and in my experience, they virtually never 'surge' on climbs.  In fact, on steady distance days they just pedal nice and steady, spinning and chatting all the way up.  No stress, no distress - at a tempo even a shamateur like myself could follow.  Easily.

It brought back memories of a similarly warm June afternoon about 30 years ago, in 1979.  I was 18, an ambitous espoir and setting out on a training ride around Cape Ann.  I remember it like it was yesterday.  I was spanking along the Rt. 127 coast road, on my way to meet a teammate for 30 miles of what would undoubtedly end up in lactate-producing, kicking-the-crap-out-of-each-other drag racing up every short climb around Gloucester and Rockport.  You know, hard enough to hurt.  But not hard enough to get any better.

On the road ahead of me in Beverly Farms I came up on a taller, leaner guy in wool tights and long-sleeved LeJeune-BP team top.  Aha, I thought, some wannabe who thinks he's top US pro Jacques Boyer...I'll show him!  This guy had a small backpack on, and just tooling along at about 17-18 mph, in a 42x14.  He looked overgeared to me (~80 rpm), and wasn't going fast.  In contrast, I was energetically spinning along, spanking a 42x17/16 at about 19-20 mph.     .

I came up on him fast, and spun by with nary a glance.   But about 500m further on, I realized he was coming back.  I turned, and was shocked to see that it really was Jacques (aka Jonathan, or Jock) Boyer.    Feeling a total idiot, I laughed out, "Hey! Shouldn't you be in France or something?" introduced myself, and was privileged to be invited to share an unforgettable ride with him:  A master class in how a real Euro-pro does an endurance ride.  Boyer was on his way back to a relative's home in Gloucester after already putting in 4 hours or so that day.  A few minutes later, my rendezvous Chuck hopped onto our train, and the three of us rode steadily, easily and in perfect harmony.  It turned out Chuck went to school at Pingree with Jock's cousin.  Yes, I know. Small world.

Boyer was as smooth as silk, incredibly relaxed.  I was surprised to notice that he didn't change gear when the road rose, instead just rising from the saddle on the climbs, riding in a style that  I'd later learn the pros called 'musculation'.   Brought up on the John Allis super low gear spinning doctrine, his pedalling style was very different than what I'd been taught, and had seen most US amateurs doing.  But he never pushed hard, just turning like a metronome in an incredibly steady, consistent tempo.  Sports Illustrated later wrote that his ACBB coach said about Boyer, "when I first saw him race, I saw Anquetil."   I could see why.

I recall him being quiet, polite, and friendly.   He advised me that it was better not to get too fanatical about cycling.  When I quizzed him about why he was going so 'easy', he smiled and that the majority of his training was just doing a lot of long rides just like the one we were on.  He said that he got his intensity from the races, and from motorpaced sessions.   This was how he normally rode between races.

There's a point to this.  This was a guy who would go on to finish 2nd in that year's Coors Classic, and then win it in 1980.  He'd take 5th in the 1980 professional world championship road race, won by Bernard Hinault on the super hard Sallanches circuit up and down  the Cote de Dommancy climb (the same circuit that will be the grande finale of this year's Dauphine Libere this coming Sunday - you can see it on Versus).  He was the first American to ride the Tour de France in 1981 on Hinault's winning Renault team.  And I believe he would have won the '82 worlds in Goodwood, England if Greg LeMond hadn't chased him down in the final 500 meters and provide the lead out that launched Beppe Saronni's famous winning fuciliata.

So what's my point?  Simply that Boyer wasn't out on a ride gassing it up every little hill he came to. No, he was just crusing along with two other guys, enjoying the final hour of his 5-6 hour ride.  

So I ask you - why is it so hard for most of us to just cruise up the hills like that?

It reminds me of a great interview I read with Italian national team director Alfredo Martini in BS magazine back in the mid 90's:

Alfredo, is it preferable to train alone or in company?

"Training brings fruit when one pedals outdoors, and alone.  The important thing is not to be obsessed with the average speed.  It's evident that if you go out with seven or eight guys, you can ride for four hourse at an average of 33 km/hr, but alone it could be also under 30 km/hr.   It doesn't mean a thing: Franco Bitossi as a top professional did his training at 27 km/hr, but look at how many beautiful victories he had!"


"The important thing is to pay attention to turning the legs, with an 'agile' (low) gear; the kilometers in training you should 'pedal' everything.  With bigger gears, you cover more road, and with apparently with less work/effort.  But only apparently... because the big gears break down your muscle fibers."


"When you want to travel along at a good speed, in the right gear, I'd say go in an agile hear, say 53x16.  Anything bigger, leave it for the races"

"Training should serve to accumulate energy, not dissipate it."

So how can one train to climb better?

"To get better on the climbs, you need to 'ride' up lots of climbs.  But just ride them, spin up at a steady pace, not too hard, in good form 'relaxed', not all out....in training you shouldn't use the rappertone (biggest gears).  A lot of guys have it in their head that in order to push the big gears in the races, you also need to push them at home"

This is an error?


"The worst.  The miles that you put in a home training, you should pedal everything, not try to shorten it with large gears that keep up your speed, but take away the advantages of the training ride."

What do you mean by rapportone (big gears)?

"Anything over 6 meters higher than 53x16."  

Training with big gears causes more harm than good?


"Exactly.  The big gears you should push in the race, when your body is already ready.  If you push them in training when the nervous system is spent, there's not really the tension of the race, so what advantage do they provide?  You empty yourself, and not for the better."

How can you push them in a race if you don't train the power to do it?

"But in a you should never go in the eleven from beginnnig to end... you need the big gears in certain times, it's useless to deny it, you'd be a fool.  But you should use them as little as possible, just what's necessary to make the difference.  Then the speed you should maintain with rythym."

Won't agility wear you out?

"The muscles consume energy, the knees and ankles are saved.  Otherwise, how do you explain a ninety year old without muscles an legs swollen who can still grind out the kilometers.?  And how do you move a pile of bricks?"

Please?

"If you take them one at a time, you can do it all day and finish the work.  If you take ten at a time, after half and hour you have a broken back and need to stop."

Just pedalling up climbs in a relaxed way is a lost art to most American amateur riders I come across.   Fast Eddy's Law:  The ability to ride up a climb easy and relaxed is inversely proportional to the palmares of the rider.

Epilogue:    At the end of that ride, as Boyer turned off toward home and waved Chuck and I back on our way, I figured that was that.  From that day on, I was always a big Boyer supporter.  Like many, I avidly followed his exploits in the old newsprint VeloNews, never figuring I'd cross his path again.  

But exactly ten years after that ride, I was in Atlantic City, working at the Tour de Trump for LOOK.   The final stage TT had just ended, and I bumped into my friend Kinnen Laramee, the NH district USCF rep - a really super lady who I always liked and respected tremendously.   Kinnen was chatting with Jock Boyer, and she introduced us.  To my astonishment, Jock immediately remembered me, smiled and recalled our ride those many years before.  I couldn't believe it.  What a class guy.  

If you follow cycling, you probably know that Jock went through some ugly times in his life over the last few years.   I for one am very happy to see him out of that dark tunnel, and working with the Rwanda national cycling team.   For me, Jock Boyer will always be a true gentleman whose accomplishments - both cycling and human - should be afforded greater honor and respect.  

No better way than to think of Jock next time you're on an endurance miles ride and the tempo surges on a hill.   Just chill.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Photo of the day: Geminiani's retro ride

Enough posts about doping... here's a great photo to put a smile back on your face.

Some guy in France restored an old Peugeot 203 into a replica of the 1956 St. Raphael-Geminiani team car.   The'first' extra-sportif sponsor of pro cycling, St. Raphael aperitif sponsored the grand fusil (big-gun) himself, Clermont Ferrand's favorite son, Raphael Geminiani.

When they made Gem, they broke the mold.  He could talk as good a game as he rode. A total character, super aggressive and one of the last living greats of the '50's.  Later a top sports director for Tour winners Anquetil, Aimar, Merckx and Roche.  More on Gem here.

No GPS, TV or race radio in this puppy. But way, way more style.

Flandria Cafe needs a ride like this.

Link to "Geminiani's Blog" here and read more about this very cool restoration.
(photos courtesy http://geminiani.skyrock.com/)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Mechanized doping? Not really new.

Check out the motor-assisted bike in this video clip.  Davide Cassani showed this on T-Giro show last week (link here and here.   Cyclingnews.com story here.)  New feature on Sporza here.

Rumor doing the rounds this week is that Cancellara used one this spring during his three-week warpath through Flanders.   Spartacus is denying it to the death.  I hope to god he's right, because if there's any truth to this in the end, it would be his Waterloo - and he'd deserve to be sent to Elba without food, water or his i-phone.

Davide Cassani said:  "With a bike like that... I could win the Giro at age 50".    Wow, the heck with Power Intervals...maybe there's hope for me yet.  (Hmmm....wicked fast Eddy?)

Utterly disgraceful.

When did sportsmanship become so passe?  Would you get any satisfaction out of winning this way?   Could you live with yourself?  

Cheaters -  in the words of the late George Carlin - need to be put on the list of 'people who need to be phased out.'   Particularly institutionalized, industrialized cheaters.

Lack of character crosses all demographics and nationalities unfortunately.  I remember when I was a kid in '73 - some Colorado boy who was a nephew in the Lange ski-boot dynasty - little Jimmy Gronan - won the All-American Soap Box Derby in Akron Ohio.  Only poor little Jimmy was DQ'd for cheating (story here).

Tuned out his father and engineer uncle had helped him rigged up a magnet in the front of the car that touched the plate that held up the kart at the top of the hill.  This apple pie eating example of all-American boyhood would lean his helmet back...switch on the magnet, the pull of which would yank him forward as the plate was thrown to start each heat--- gaining him a jump start of a few seconds.    Hey, his cousin had won the year before... why not me too?  Where's mine?


"Jeez, Beav - even Eddie Haskell wouldn't have tried that trick!"

Wonder where little Jimmy is now?   He's probably an engineer working on hiding electronic motors in road bike frames.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Survey's in. Crowd's verdict? They all did it.



"only a fool would imagine it was possible to ride the Tour on just water"                                                                                                                                                                      -   Jacques Anquetil


Flandria Cafe "Wisdom of the Crowd" survey says!...

90.1%  of you believe that Lance and his boys took illegal performance enhancing substances during their years of Tour de France domination.  90.1% of you believe  Floyd Landis is telling the truth.

Only 9.9% believe Lance and his blue train raced those Tours 'clean'.

For you statisticians, based on sample size, that's a +/- 5% confidence interval, at the 90% confidence level.    Or in other words, if you buy into the wisdom of the crowd theory - that a diverse crowd's estimate is always an amazingly accurate predictor of the 'correct' - then you can be 90% certain the true likelihood the boys in blue were juicing lies somewhere between 85-95%.   Take it to the bank boys.

Now of course, this fun little aficionado survey is probably skewed in that it was likely only taken by cycling fans...er...ok, ok... cycling lunatics.   Not really a nationally representative, or diverse enough sample.   If I'd polled more Lancoids, more non-cycling service economy workers from Missouri, and Joe-average schmoes, maybe the result would have been less lopsided.  A good friend said to me the other day, "Americans love to believe in fairy tales."   Maybe more 'real Americans', and fewer 'euro-wannabes' would have balanced this survey's outcome.

But would it have swung back to 50/50?   Doubt it.

Despite all that, this survey supplies us another interesting insight - that worldly-wise followers of this virtual wielersupporterscafe love the sport, but still know the score.  A mountain of circumstantial evidence has a cumulative effect over time.  And pattern recognition is a sure-sign of intelligence.

Lance the PRmeister said "We like our story."  Jeez, sorry Tex.  Seems the top of your core constituency pyramid ain't buying a word of it.

Here's another statistical probability angle:  Hmmm...now let's see.  Virtually all Lance's rivals were later caught with blood red hands in the 'Hemoglobin-jar' (i.e. Heras, Valverde, Ullrich, Zulle, Virenque, Pantani, Vino, Basso, Tyler, etc. etc. etc.).  Yet for 7 straight years, Lance and co. not only beat all these juicers, but completely dominated the Tour. Like never seen before.  Ever.  Not Anquetil's team, Nor Merckx's Molteni.  Not even Hinault's Renault or La Vie Claire squads.  Just a blue train, motoring along on the front.  All day.  At record average speeds.  Rouleurs dropping the best climbers in the Pyrenees.  For 7 years straight.   Yeah, sure.


And they were only ones who were clean?    Sorry mate, statistically impossible.  

Several of you emailed me to say although you believe Floyd's telling the truth, you didn't think much of his whistleblowing or his character.  That he's a rat.

Well, he's not the rat, Jack.
So why'd he do it?  Isn't it obvious?  Here's a guy who grew up in an insular Mennonite community.   Raised in a culture that's never given a rat's behind what the rest of the world thinks of them - just living and following their own sense of morality.

The guy is probably highly motivated by a strong inner compass telling him what's 'right', and what's 'wrong'.   A strong inner core that allowed him to leave a tight Mennonite community against significant family pressure.  It provided him the belief that could still fight back from a hopeless situation and win the Tour - which he did with the greatest performance since Hugo Koblet's solo from Brive to Agen.  The same core provided the resolve to toe the omerta line in pursuit of his ambition.  For awhile anyway.

Floyd's a guy who left one insular world for another, only to be shunned, and left with only his own conscience to answer to.   He doesn't owe the cycling establishment squat.  

Bonnie Ford of ESPN has an very interesting interview with Floyd here.   Read it and see if you think these are the words of a 'crazy blackmailer.'

Whistleblowers may never be admired.   But they do help clean things up.